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Fans!

I know I totally have not update for lyk, months, but you gotta forgive Mr. McHot, I was busy doing my stuff. You know. How's it been fans??!

Well Stevie was in my room the other day, rolling in my sheets. So I was like "OMG, STEVIE!" and Stevie ran out of the room screaming. That's when I realized he was wearing my hot baggy pants and a Chris TRUSDALE t-shurt. I was so mad! OK, for 1. MY HOT BAGGY PANTS for 2. CHRIS TRUSDALE TSHIRT OMG. So I ran after Stevie and took my pants and burned the Chris shirt. HAA HAA, Stevie.

Ne ways, this morning I got up and I was going to have a shower until I realized Aaron backed it up with his hair (he grew it out fifty inches and shaved it off in the bath and shoved it down the drain with a fork!) and then I yelled at Aaron and he vaccumed the hair out of the drain. I told him to call a plumber AND pay for it. OMG. It was horrible. Then after my shower Nick and Pamela were dancing and singing as they washed dishes, and when Nick hit the high note better than Pamela they broke up! BUT got back together when Nick brought her a bottle of pink babe soap that makes the dishes smell good. Or- that's what Nick says!!!

-JMac

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Hey fans!

JMac is back! (I wonder where Aaron and Stevie are!) with a new 2006 look! Happy new year!!! So I'll tell you guys what my brotha's got me for Christmas!:

Stevie got me a barbie in a purse! (I totally don't need purses anymore, bro!)

Aaron got me hairgel and a shaving kit (How'd you know, bro? Or did I just happen to write it down?)

Nick got me dishsoap

Pamela got me dishsoap (I'm assuming they want me to get into their dish-washing obsession.)

Jeremy got me Peter Pan, the movie he was on, I already had like 3 copies from him already!

And here's some stuff I got from the people who wish they were in da group!

David Gallhager got me an autographed photo of HIMSELF asking to be in the group!

Tom Felton got me Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban DVD and an autograph photo begging to be in the group!

Chris and the rest of the guys from Dream Street got me a barbie collection with their autographs on their clothes!

Pierre from Simple Plan wants me to start cutting so he got me a knife!

Ryan Cabrera got me his CDs!!!

I don't even remember who else got me stuff, way too many wanna-bes!!!!

So anyway, how was everyone's Christmas?

The dinner was cool, cause I spent it with my family this time! My brothas did the same. Stevie got diapers from his grandpa cause he thougth he wasn't trained when he had an "accident" on the couch recently!

Well fans,

I gotta go take a showah! Aaron spilt ketchup on me!

-Jesse

P.S. REMEMBER FANS, START SUBSCRIBING TO ME!!!!!!!!!!

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Wow, 42 comments! Thanks fans!

Well I won't be on for a while, since Christmas and new years! Have a great Christmas and new years, I'll see you all next year probably!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

I gotta go, Aaron knocked over the tree.

-Jesse

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What's up, fans? Thanks for 29 comments. I'm just going to post some pics of me and some of my gang!

-Jesse

Stevie:

He needs to MAN-UP a LOT!

Aaron:

Nick:

Jeremy:

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Wow, fans, 40 comments!! Awesome. Thanks.

So anyway,..

Today Stevie came over to my house and he brought a pencil and paper. Honestly, I don't even think he can spell! So anyway, he was writing Santa a letter. Oh please. Stevie was ridiculous. He wrote something crazy like this,

Deer Snta,

X-mas is mi fave holidy, n i wnt lots of stff for it. i've been a gd boi dis yr and i thnk i desirve it. lolololol. snta, i wnt:

max steel action fgures
barbie house, plz dun tll!1
barbie car
uumm, snta i wnt so mch but itz so hrd to thnk of whn u r asked 2!111 o ya
to be jus lyk jesse cuz he iz kwl!!!!!!!11111111111111

I couldn't understand the rest, it looked like scribbles!! Aaron doesn't even realize what month it is, he thinks that is November still. I don't get him, lol. I know what's going to be on Pamela and Nick's christmas list..soap. So easy. It's kind of lame. I want a lot of great stuff I could buy for myself as a nice treat, but I'll be easy on the guys..give them some choices. I have it all, what more do I need?
So anyway, today Jeremy rented the movie "The Biggest Fan"..ah ha ha, let me tell you now, Chris can't act! I was the cutest thing in the movie, though. But whatever. I told Jeremy to burn it. He did, even though he had to pay 10 dollars for it! ha ha.

Nick and Pamela are becoming weirdos!!! Nick and Pamela went out and bought tons of dishes, just to scrub and scrub! It's SO annoying. And now the cupboards are full, overflowing is a better way to describe it............................ah! And when the dishes fall out of the cupboard and break, I leave the house because..:

1. Pamela cries about her "OH SO PRECIOUS CLEAN DISHES"
2. Nick yells at Aaron
3. Stevie flushes the toilet to drown out the noise
4. Jeremy blasts my music..(Wait that is NOT bad!)
5. Aaron runs around the house screaming

..It's weird! Luckily I'm smart enough to leave. So then, I go out and get a milkshake and guess who I see???????? Patti Fatti, yeah that's right. She sat down at MY table with her Supersized milkshake and she got it all over my pants and the table! Luckily I was wearing my hawt baggy pants, they don't get stains..they slide off! Patti Fatti was telling me how she joined a weight loss club (More like a "Weight gaining club")..she was fatter then ever! How could SHE have friends? She can't even talk without getting spit all over your face. Well anyway, I told her I had to go to the bathroom and I climbed out the window and I went to my car. I heard Patti Fatti all the way outside slurping her milkshake. EW!

Then I met up with Aaron in the parking lot..but it was a weird meeting..he had like, stuff all over his pants and he was riding Stevie's tricycle!!!! He told me he tried to get away from Nick as fast as he could on it (Nick was driving a car on the road with him in front!), Aaron looked pathetic. I wouldn't let my hair get as messy as his! But luckily for him, I helped him throw the bike in the dumpster and I took him for a drive and we listened to my album. Until he begged me to listen to his music. I almost went home, but then we got to listen to something else..at least. His CD was messed up. I'm removed those from my car!!!

Well yesterday morning..

I was waiting for the bathroom for FIVE HOURS! Jeremy was trying to make Stevie "MAN UP" by shaving. It was a disaster. Stevie got shaving burn and used all my cologne stuff, I was so mad. Then I sent Aaron to get me NEW stuff, and he brought me pink women razors, nair, and some cream for women's legs after they shave! But I used it. AND I survived by forcing Aaron to, as well. HA HA Aaron! HA HA!!!!!

Well anyway, I gotta go have a showah!

-Jesse